Okay, so I’m afraid of mice.
I have no idea why.
Category Archives: Humour
Right now.
How to get into my pants
Crazy things start happening once you’re single after nearly 20 years in a relationship.
The news broke of my and my ex’s official separation (like how I made that sound all important and stuff?) and, suddenly, men are tripping over themselves to, um, well, get into my pants.
Germs
I kind of am Yoda
It’s truer than you know….
Dare me to be fun
Admittedly, my blog has morphed into something it was never intended to be. I’m not sure what it was intended to be, actually, but I don’t think I ever intended for it to become this sort of outlet for me.
Simply A-Meizing
January is a big month for birthdays on the blogosphere.
Today happens to be the birthday of one of my blogging besties, Meizac. I met her through Le Clown (who else?) when she was cursed lucky enough to be chosen as his Personal Assistant for the week. We started following each other’s blogs, then we became Facebook friends, and then we became real friends---even though we have yet to meet in person.
Madame Weebles makes me start my birthday with tears....
Said no woman ever….
Happy Birthday, Madame Weebles!
Madame Weebles has, easily, become my favoUrite fellow blogger (sorry, Le Clown), and I’ve made her this special birthday video.
Enjoy!
(And you get to hear me breathe heavy, ’cause that’s the way Madame Weebles likes it.)
Happy Birthday, Weebs! I love you.
(Now, go do your squats.)
PS…that notification you hear about halfway through the video is actually the Weebs messaging me.
The truth is out
Alright, here it is. The real reason I workout so much….
